WE All WANT LONGER Life

Our biological clocks tick away.

Our telomeres shorten to critical lengths leading to apoptosis and naturally die.

Why we age

The key is your lipidinoid count

The fewer you have, the older you are.

We increase lipidinoids

Our patented machine transfers lipidinoids between people.

For the first time, biological age can go backwards.

Let’s make money

Elderly have all the assets.

They will pay anything for age reversal

Two-sided marketplace

• Cash-strapped young on supply side
• Wealthy older on demand side

demand is overwhelming

• $100,000 to reverse age 1 month
• $9,000,000 average sale
• 1,500 on waiting list

Technical progress

• Syfin 1.0: 1 week younger per 10 years of lipdinoids
• Syfin 2.0: 1 month younger per 10 years of lipidinoids

We’re passing those savings on to our customers

Just kidding

We pass the profits onto you.

That’s why you’re here.

Supply Side

• Newborn babies
• Alternative to inaccessible abortions
• Test markets: Salt Lake City, Oklahoma City and Charleston

pregnancy = Profit

• Producer payout: $7,500 + all medical costs per baby
• 1 baby = 110 years of lipidinoids!
• v1 machine: $275,000 gross profit
• v2 machine: $1,100,000 gross profit

$1,092,500 profit for 9 months of unskilled labor.

our supply tech

• MySyfin™ gig-economy app for baby-producers
• Proof of pregnancy detector for Android/iOS
• Artificial insemination kit to optimize process
• Genetic tests for twin-producers
• Futures contracts: Loans available prior to baby production date

Competition

• Process is secret. Machine is patented. No plans to license
• Synthetic lipidinoids are still 10 years away
• Transfer recovery about 96 hours. Strict sleep, exercise, and diet is required
• Organ transplants, skin grafting, and cosmetic surgery will hold on to markets
• Growth sector is non-traditional vanity markets

Financials

• v2 machines are $10,000,000. Lasts 2 years
• Clinic cost: $17,000/day
• Average baby influx: 3.12/week
• Full infant depletion: All lipinoids before cell degeneration are made productive

Per unit annual profit

• v1 net per clinic: $11.7 million
• v2 net per clinic: $140.0 million (est)

Raise amount

• $750,000,000 in convertible notes at $4,000,000,000 valuation
• 75 machines in wealthy countries w/o abortion: Saudi Arabia, UAE, Brazil, India, and Singapore
• More baby-producers in poorer countries. Payout can be much lower
• Medical tourism surcharge possible to avoid waitlist

Raise amount cont.

• 6-month lead time for v2 manufacturing
• Investors of over $10,000,000 skip waitlist
• Global operation of 75 clinics in 6-9 months
• Yosemite Capital & LiquidBank lead at $400,000,000

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